200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
(Source: religiousmom, via crystallized-teardrops)
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
when u miss the last step on the stairs
this is the most important show i have ever watched
Me if I were to be in prison..
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two